May 2012
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The best part of writing
is coming up with surnames for trolls and ogres. That is objectively the best part.
Just like Tolkien wrote Lord of the Rings mostly to have a place to put the languages he’d created, I make stupid text adventure nonsense for my friends mostly to have a place to raise families like the Goatgrinders and the Bloodbarges. Yes, I am just like Tolkien.
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April 2012
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(Four-hundred page rough draft of Adventure Time ero-grimdark fanfiction describing in relentless detail the cruel process of disease by which Gunter, his infirm body incapable of action as everyone he has ever known grows old passes away around him, his consciousness preserved even as his mind succumbs to the ravages of a vast span of time it was never meant to know, mutates into the Emo Philips...
andalitedatingsite:
da doy daught da dasketdall
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we built this city on everything but rap and...
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THE SCREAMING CREST OF FETTERED IONS: people who... →
andalitedatingsite:
people who posture really hard that they’re super aggro and super ALOOF KOOL TUFF and don’t give a fuck about anything and certainly not about making other people feel more comfortable, like, confuse me, because like, is the implication i’m supposed to be taking home here supposed to be that you’re not a fully formed and fully dimensional human being with a full range of...
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Sure, the song ruled, and after the resulting fight we all learned something about the importance of friendship, but in retrospect I can’t say it was really unreasonable for Princess Bubblegum to want Marceline to stop singing a song about murdering Princess Bubblegum
Also I’m finally watching Adventure Time like the whole rest of Tumblr so you all have that to look forward to from...
Confession:
andalitedatingsite:
superalloyj:
I have no idea why some friends seem to consider me to be fairly stylish, as I have never really updated my “look” very far beyond “bully from a cartoon”
And whether I am the main bully or just a henchbully depends on how much I care that day
oh god same
these days my outfits rarely stray from Bully from a Cartoon as well
maybe we should form our own bully...
Confession:
I have no idea why some friends seem to consider me to be fairly stylish, as I have never really updated my “look” very far beyond “bully from a cartoon”
And whether I am the main bully or just a henchbully depends on how much I care that day
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March 2012
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“Come on, it’s a choo choo. Come on, it’s a choo choo train. Come on, it’s a choo...”
– these are actual lyrics in that quad city djs song “c’mon n ride it (the train)” (via andalitedatingsite)
February 2012
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“You have offended me deeply. To say I’m an overrated troll, when you have never...”
– Tina Fey, in response to an online comment calling her “an ugly, pear-shaped, bitchy, overrated troll,” Bossypants
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Commence the 500 Yen Bonanza.
One thing I figured out too slowly for my own good when I first moved to Japan was the value of coins. As an American, I was wired to think that Money is paper and coins are just what you keep on hand in case your paper doesn’t add up nicely enough. In Japan, though, the equivalent of a one dollar bill (or, by today’s exchange rate, a $1.30 bill) is a coin. The new expat (read: me)...
January 2012
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